“Single Asian Male? No worries. This is your home.”
Welcome to SingleAsianMale.com a place to celebrate the SINGLE ASIAN MALE (SAM). Unfortunately, he’s not a rare breed, nor is he on the verge of extinction…in fact there’s too many of them! What is a SAM?
He’s your 20 – 30 something year old single guy who does several (or all) of the following:
- Watches too much anime…the test? Knows what Naruto is
- Plays too many video games…MMORPGs are so gay
- Hasn’t had a date since highschool…or ever
- Thinks he’s gone on a date when the reality is that the girl never liked him “in that way”
- Is probably a virgin
- Has never seen a naked woman…in the flesh
- Drinks a lot
- Smokes a lot
- Travels in packs larger than 3
- Souped up his Honda Civic/Accord
- Spends a lot of time surfing for Internet porn
- Doesn’t have any non-asian friends
- Doesn’t know how to communicate to non-asians
- Is shy in a social environment
- Loves his technology gadgets too much
- Freaks out when a girl rejects him and contemplates suicide
- Resents his parents who are pressuring him to get married asap
- Masturbates way too much
- Doesn’t suscribe to porn but finds every opportunity to get it for free
- Is viewed as “gay” by his co-workers or people that barely know him
- Has really bad fashion sense
- Loves “Hello Kitty” shit
Pathetic isn’t it? All of the above either prevents a SAM from getting any ass or reinforces the “nice but dorky asian guy” stereotype. It’s simple, our goal is to break the SAM stereotype and drive an asian agenda. An agenda that will increase visibility of SAMs (and asians for that matter) in a positive way. We’ll also try to help you get some ass too.
Meet the hosts of SingleAsianMale.com:
Controversial SAM – I am bitter, cynical, jaded, unapologetic, and forthcoming. It’s time to rise and be positive representations of Asian men. I am not your typical SAM. I am a freak. And all you bitches are front’in. I hate this PC world. If you get offended by what I say, go watch Oprah. Because there’s no holding back on this site. This is brutal honesty. Cuz you know how we do the vodoo that you do so well. Holla.
Well Adjusted SAM – I’m the well-acclimated, cool, and laid back one.
I’ve dated girls across the whole race spectrum and know what works.
Unlike my counterparts, I’m really not that upset about the whole perceived anti-asian view as I’ve never really experienced it. But hey, if I can help, then I will.
Reflective SAM – He’s all about improving the state of SAMs. Likes to analyze the culture, psychology, and influences that shape SAMs. Believes in complete assimilation, even if it means destroying old Asian traditions. Knowledgeable in web-technology, art, music, and relationships.
So, join us on our journey by registering and participating in this community.
TO CONTACT US, WRITE TO: admin.singleasianmale@gmail.com