In the old days, American men had bridal catalogs of foreign Asian women – those who were willing to come to the U.S. through marriage to a white man. Of course they still have these even today but they mostly target Eastern European women such as Russia and the Czech Republic. But nowadays, white men go directly to Asia…to “teach” English!
White men who join “English Teachers” organizations that take them to Asian countries to become English “teachers” pretty much go there to get laid by as many Asian women as possible, teach them the ABC’s, and bring them back to marry. Not all but most. It’s the perfect setup – room and board are paid for, they get a salary, and in the meantime, they get to enjoy a buffet of Asian hotties who view the western man as the sexiest thing since George Clooney. And I assure you, these white fellows get plenty of ass down in Japan, Korea, and all over China. Do these men go to the Phillipines or Vietnam? Hells no! If they go, they want the best poon that the ABC’s can buy and the best of course reside in East Asia. To them, East Asia is like a giant pussy, just waiting for them, with their short bowl-legged legs spread apart, with tattoos all along it saying “This Way John Doe!”
Granted…there are white men who actually sincerely love the Asian culture and the people and just want to be a part of it. I can respect that. They learn the language, learn to speak it, and learn its rich history, all the while, being respectful to Asian peeps. But even they want a little raw sushi from time to time, so they end up dating the native Asian women. I mean, why not? I would too if I was them. So I don’t blame them.
What sucks I think is that sometimes, I think these Asian women just make it too easy for these white men. The word spreads around and white men flock to these countries. It’s like the organizations that set up these joints are advertising: “$800 airfare to Japan, room & board all paid for, professional English institute environment, and unlimited tight Asian vaginas ready for you to pummel”.
I’ve never heard of an Asian boy coming to the U.s. to teach Korean and getting laid by hundreds of beautiful DD blonds. Have you? No…they come here, can barely speak English, starting taking classes for the TOEFL, and end up only hanging out with other Asian male virgins. None of them ever even try to date a hot white girl. Shit, they can barely talk. They all sound like Shorty from Indian Jones – “doctor jones! doctor jones!”
November 4th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
holy shit you’ve got a low self esteem!
November 5th, 2009 at 1:22 am
anon, how do you figure?
November 5th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
I wonder why most white people teach English in Asia. Why not Latin American countries or Africa? It makes you think.
On another note, Matsui = MVP.
November 5th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
There is one important thing that I didn’t mention – asians learn english like they do for math in asia. it’s part of their curriculum i think. So there is a huge market for it. and institutions in asia like to U.S. citizens to come and teach it. but as I tried to say in my post, most white who get drawn to these “teaching english in Asia” programs are ones who like/love asian women.
I mean, i’ll admit, if i was white and i loved asian women, i’d do the same. why not? it pays decent and you get to be around alot of asian women who are enamored by a white american man who can speak fluent English.
November 5th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
and yes, Matsui is the man! MVP.
November 5th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
I bet Alex Rod hated the fact that matsui got the MVP even though through the entire playoffs/world series, alex played better overall.
November 7th, 2009 at 8:46 am
Ah, yes. Not for naught are “English Teachers” the bottom feeders of Asia expat society.
It’s the socioeconomic equivalent of being a janitor in the US. Just with accomodation and sex.
Check out http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/31/nyregion/31kidnap.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1&em – not even that extreme of a case as to the otherwise-unemployable men who teach English in Asia.
November 7th, 2009 at 9:06 am
Wow, harsh Shanghai! A janitor? I was a janitor?
But I see the point since it really requires very little skill, and anyone can do it, even if they didn’t go to college.
Paul: I think the main reason that people ‘target’ East Asia is that it’s modernized, convenient, interesting, and safe. Places like Latin America and Africa are poorer, can be more dangerous, and don’t have as many programs to bring teachers. From a male point of view, probably more white guys are interested in exotic Asian women than black tribe women, or an Argentinian daughter of a sheepherder.
The same goes both ways. Japanese are interested in people from the US or Britain because they are established Western cultures with lots of interest. They aren’t as interested in African, Middle Eastern, or folk from 3rd World countries. They can be downright racist towards people from less fortunate countries. It’s the same anywhere, really.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:15 am
Reflective Sam, sorry. I should have said telemarketers.
Actually, the only foreigners lower than the English teachers in Asia are the sketchy “financial services for expats” telemarketers. Oh, and DJs. The classes I call the unfuckables. Down there with the guys who turn up the collars of their polo shirts.
There are now ever more “loser laowai” in China – attracted by the headlines, coming to Asia to “find themselves” (and get laid). However, in urban China the women ar catching on, these sad sack boys have to get their jollies from poor migrant women because urban women are too wealthy and sophisticated for them. Kinda like how it already is in Japan, Hong Kong, Korea, other more developed countries.
November 9th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
I think that these teachers are not REAL teachers, in that they don’t need to get licensed or teaching certificates. But then again, it’s teaching English – how hard can that be?
I agree completely with Meimi in that they tend to be bottom feeders. Very true.
Janitors? hehe. not sure about that but I can see where Meimi is coming from here.
But having said all this, the setup is totally cool and I can’t blame these guys for doing it – like I said, you get to travel to a totally different country, teach English, which is not that hard, party, eat great food, get paid, have room/board paid for, and get laid by beautiful “exotic” asian dragon ladies! I can’t blame these fellas. If i was a white asia-phile guy, I’d do it too probably.
January 21st, 2010 at 4:14 am
What about western films like Shortbus (with real sex between leading white male actor, and Asian actress)and National Lampoon’s Going The Distance (Asian actress simulating orgasm). Asian females are potrayed as whores is this country, so why not go to a country of whores. And sadly, Asian women are doing very little to correct this stereotype, in the U.S. and abroad. Pitiable.
February 11th, 2010 at 10:58 pm
You mean that white males flock to Korea, Japan, Taiwan, and China for booty? The way that Korean, Japanese, and Chinese males flock to Thailand and the Philippines for booty? OMFG! There goes the neighborhood!
Seriously, though. When it comes to Korea, at least, it’s a well known fact that the Hagwons are mostly crooked operations that cheat their NSET’s out of promised money, benefits, etc. To schools like that, a signed contract is no more valid than used toilet paper. Then there’s the mandatory drug and AIDS testing…for foreign teachers only, mind you. (As if a Korean teacher coming back from a sex tour of Thailand or the Philippines might not have something to share with his students! Hah!) Top that off with the fact that the pay offered (even if one got what one were promised–and that rarely happens) maxes out at about 60% of what a really qualified teacher could make at home, and I ask you: Why would any self-respecting “fully qualified” ESL teacher ever go there? Add in the new and novel phenomena of being investigated by undercover news crews and/or stalked and threatened by “xenophobic nutcases” (the kindest description I can think of) trying to “catch you doing something wrong”, and I think you begin to see the full extent of the problem. So, what happens? You end up getting tons of unqualified “teachers” (yes, dogs and hounds abound) and a small handful of highly qualified “Koreanophiles”.
As for Asian guys who can’t get laid in Western countries, I’d recommend that they post the following personal ad online: “Average looking, insecure Asian male seeks rabid western female anime fan for mutually fulfilling, fantasy-fueled sexual relationship.” Yeah, that oughta work like a charm…especially if they don’t mind a little cosplay.
February 14th, 2010 at 2:49 am
Maybe if yall grew a bigger dick and a pair of balls, your women wouldn’t be flocking to us.
February 22nd, 2010 at 5:42 am
Always a white guy with a small dick, to give his input.
February 22nd, 2010 at 5:45 am
On a good note, girls are always shocked by the size of my partner. So I’m always a pleasant surprise.
February 22nd, 2010 at 6:49 am
It must be sad, for all these white guys, to see the disappointment in these Asian girl’s faces, when the white guys realize, that their pecker is indeed small for white girls as well as Asians. But for me, it’s always nice to see the happy smiles after I break out the yellow cock.
February 22nd, 2010 at 4:50 pm
lol, You can literally taste the irony here. A chink who’s race is know to have the smallest girth in the food chain, insulting a superior race’s longer girth.
Don’t kid yourself, chinkstein. You’re a chink and thus you have a small dick and you’re probably ugly too.
No self respecting female would fuck a beta chink like chinkstein above me.
February 23rd, 2010 at 11:45 am
You’re right. I’m just so angry at the white man. My mom and girlfriend slept with a white guy and never looked back.
I wish I was born white. We asians were born with the short end of the stick, literally.
February 26th, 2010 at 9:53 am
Troll alert.
(Seriously. Why do racist white guys come here and post slurs? Insecure much?)
February 26th, 2010 at 11:47 pm
(seriously, why do racist, small cock gooks come on the internet to blame the white man for their shortcomings? insecure much?)
Not the white man’s fault asian women flock to us.
March 4th, 2010 at 10:45 am
@Mr Changstein (assuming it’s really you, and not some troll pretending to be you…)
I’m sorry to hear about what happened to you…it really sucks for that kind of thing to happen to anyone…but you have to remember that 1)it’s not just you that it’s happened to, 2) it happens to white guys, black guys, red guys, and women as well, and 3) all races are equally guilty of doing it to each other. Do you really think it would better to have another Asian guy steal your girl? Or to have an Asian girl steal your girl? Do you think a white guy would feel any better about having his girl taken away from him by anyone, from any race?
As for someone not wanting to be what they are, well, I have Japanophile friends who want to be Japanese, Hip-Hop fan friends who want to be black, etc. No matter how you look at it, I don’t think that’s a very practical life strategy. Do you? (And the funny thing is that Asian guys rule when it comes to anime fan girls.)
March 4th, 2010 at 11:20 am
Good point, DM. There is a great phrase you used: “a very practical life strategy”. That’s what it’s all about I think. You don’t want to adopt behaviors or actions or thoughts that will negatively affect your life happiness. A lot of people practice bad strategies, and it hurts them by decreasing the likelihood of happiness and peace. you could live with racist tendencies, but it will probably lead to negatives in the future. A lot of these cross-cultural relationships are disfunctional, and they don’t always last. I know of several examples.
March 26th, 2010 at 1:31 am
there’s the old engineering adage “if you can’t do it, sell it: if you can’t sell it, teach it:”
I guess these days you could add “if you can’t teach it, teach english in asia”
March 30th, 2010 at 1:16 am
Looks like my evil twin white brother posts on this site. He is very upset that his small pecker is frowned on by white and black women, so he hopes that the stereotypes of Asian peckers are true. That’s why he strives to get Asian poon, because he just hopes to be a little below average in the eyes of the girls.
March 30th, 2010 at 1:20 am
To chinkstein, you are a white guy on an Asian male focused site. Trust me, you are the one not getting laid. At least I’m Asian on an Asian site. You are a white guy on an Asian site. Something not clicking in that Neanderthal brain of yours?
March 30th, 2010 at 1:27 am
White dudes travelling thousands of miles to get laid. Spending hundreds to thousands of dollars for naive Asian girls. There is a reason they have to go to these drastic measures to find the company of a female that can’t speak their language. It’s because they are extreme losers in their own country, and the language barrier helps hide their hideous personalities. Truth is the truth. If you are getting laid at home, you are not gonna go to a foreign country to find a girlfriend. And the vast majority of these white dudes, are fat, under-educated, and ugly. I am not talking about businessmen of course.
March 30th, 2010 at 1:36 am
These nerds, hiding their horrendous personalities, with bigotry and language barriers. No logical thoughts, just false accusations and lies. I rarely run into a guy, who has a good social life ever consider teaching in Asia. It’s all these nerdy awkward losers, that use Hollywoods portrayal of white, as a crutch, and the language barrier as their only asset.
March 30th, 2010 at 4:13 am
someone didn’t get laid for a while…
March 30th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
Actually Chinkstein, that stereotype is very true.
And a you’re a chink on the internet that was developed by a white person. Way to fail at your own game, moron, small dick and a small brain, huh?
Sites like these exist because chink losers like you with 2″ dicks can’t get laid.
No nationality in the world is pathetic enough to come up with such a dorky website.
March 30th, 2010 at 9:23 pm
I’m a female residing in the US and have seriously considered teaching in Japan because I really love the culture, and teaching English these seems like a great opportunity. A friend of mine has traveled to Japan to take college courses there for a year, and he told me that he would also like to find a girlfriend there because Japanese girls find western guys more attractive and he hadn’t had luck in the US due to his shyness.
Some of my male friends expressed how much they like Asian girls, and a couple have even taught in Asia and came back with girlfriends. Though I understand the attraction, I also find it funny and stereotypical. I’ve had guys who were interested in me only because I was born in Russia, but my personality isn’t the “exotic” stereotype and I hope that Asian women also see past the superficial attraction these guys hold for them and choose partners based on other factors such as mutual respect and common interests.
March 30th, 2010 at 11:56 pm
Hey Dumb Samaritan, you must’ve sucked a lot of dick to know the stereotype is true. Again, what is worse than an Asian site, with Asian bitching. A white guy who goes to the site. You are the ultimate loser. Good job Dumbass. Fag Samaritan is the stereotypical white guy who goes to Asia. Nothing but insults, not one intelligent thought. And yet he accuses others of not having a brain, IRONIC. BTW, look at the percentage of Asians at Ivy League colleges. Asians are very smart, but too polite to put you dumbasses in your place.
March 31st, 2010 at 1:12 am
/\ Sounds like someone’s not getting laid rofl.
Actually, scientific studies have concluded that asians have the smallest dick. Don’t trust me? take a look at your dick of all nationalities.
“the ultimate loser” I’m afraid that’s you for being born a gook with a 2″ pecker and going on the internet to blame the white man for your shortcomings.
lol I can just picture you frantically trying to conjure up insults. Don’t bother, chinky, you and pathetic race are a joke to the world.
March 31st, 2010 at 1:15 am
And why would I want to go to your shitty country?
April 2nd, 2010 at 8:13 pm
/\ The guy’s right. Why is it only the asians that come up with such pathetic websites that blame the white man for their shortcomings?
Asians guys are so passive agressive, it’s no wonder asian women don’t date their own race.
April 3rd, 2010 at 4:19 am
My shitty country. You idiot, I live in your country. Your name should be brain rot. Scientific studies, wow! Do you even know what a scientific study is. Damn you are stupid. To Jeanette, Asian women do date Asian men, get a fucking clue. Some don’t, most do, so realize the reality of the situation. Asian women don’t come to the U.S. to meet white men, it’s the opposite. Pathetic website? Blaming whites for what? What did I blame one white person of anything. Learn how to read, god damn this site attracts a lot of retards. Most, if not all my friends are white, I blame them for nothing. Fucking idiots.
April 3rd, 2010 at 4:23 am
To the white racist on this site, Jeanette or Chinkstein, or whatever you call yourself, go fuck your sheep. Isn’t that what you people do. Stereotypes are fun, aren’t they. Go enslave some black people, or get an Asian tutor to teach you English. You need a lot of help with mastering your primary (and only of course, because you are most likely to stupid to learn a second language).
April 3rd, 2010 at 4:26 am
Just in case Jeanette isn’t the dude with the 2″ penis, I reiterate, I like most white people. But the trolls and racists that pop on these sites, I do not like. NOT because they are white, because they are morons. Try not to have as much of a myopic view of the world as all these ignorant fools. And fools come in on colors, we are unlucky to have a white one posting on this site.
April 3rd, 2010 at 4:35 am
It’s like these racists are having an inner dialogue with themselves. One guy with his non-stop references to not getting laid and penises. Broken record. I hope the kid is 12, otherwise he’s gonna be flipping a lot of burgers. Jeanette is accusing Asians of blaming the white guy. I don’t know one Asian, that has ever blamed the “white man” for anything. All the Asians I know, are successful and doing well in life, why do they need to blame anyone? They got their bachelors, masters, or PhDs; and living great lives. So stupid, why do I respond to these idiots. OK, I’m sure you’ll post again you piece of white trash, and I’ll let you have the last words, because you only say the same thing over and over again. Spam will always beat any resemblance of an intelligent thought.
April 3rd, 2010 at 4:46 am
This site does suck, but one thing it does that brings me back often. I like to see how racist white people really are. Is this the shit that the white people I’m around think? Is this the shit they actually believe? This site does one thing, it exposes the pure evil in some people, and on this site, it exposes a lot of white evil. This is not blaming, this is a summation of the situation. It’s sad to see so many retards these days, especially with the excellent higher educational system in the U.S. You sheep fucking white retards, use that educational system. Obviously you think you know a lot, maybe you should actually make it true and learn for once. I see a lot of white people fucking farm animals in porn, does that mean they all do?
April 3rd, 2010 at 4:52 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_study
To help out those retards out there that think there’s scientific research on dick sizes, know what it means before you use that research method. Using data from a penis enhancement site is not real data, it’s made up. Obviously the dumber you are, the less likely you’ll be able to notice the difference.
April 3rd, 2010 at 9:03 am
Bla bla bla bla bla, keep crying chinkstink, everyone knows you’re a loser, that wall of text didn’t help.
The whole world knows gooks have the smallest dicks. Look it up. You’re the one that has to live with it lol.
FYI, I’m not this jeanete chick but she’s right.
Keep grovelling to the white man’s feet, chinky.
April 3rd, 2010 at 9:51 am
Well, since you believe stereotypes are true. The stereotype for white Americans must be true as well. So shut your over-weight, loud, lazy, uncultured, no lip, std infected, uneducated ass up. You are not only embarrassment to yourself, but to the human race. Go kill yourself David Carradine style, and tie a noose around your prick and your neck. You would be doing mankind a favor. And for the love of god, get your god damn G.E.D.
Look dick sizes up? No man, you keep on checking out dick sizes. I focus on getting my shit wet, you focus on everyone elses. For sure, your dick hasn’t seen daylight since you starting eating at McDonalds, and your fat stomach eclipsed you dick. Fucking a fat ass giving me shit. Go on a walk you rotund mother-fucker. Lose some weight and take a shower, and then maybe you wouldn’t have to order so many dick enlargement pills online. Better yet, just go to KFC, or Taco Bell, or wherever the hell you get your obesity, and have a heart attack. You fat fuck!
April 3rd, 2010 at 9:56 am
Lets be honest for once, you know you’re an ugly fuck. Damn, I thought you ugly motherfuckers are suppose to be funny, but I guess sometimes they are just plain retarded.
April 3rd, 2010 at 11:20 pm
I would love one day to meet up with everyone, both racists and SAMs, for a Convention. I bet it would be rad. I know in general that racists are closet racists, and think a lot of shit, but rarely have the nerve to say any of it except online.
April 5th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Keep crying chinkstink, your rage is music to my ears.
Well ain’t that the pot calling the kettle black.You really don’t have the luxury of calling anyone ugly considering your pathetic race is synonimous with the word ugly.
Funny you should mention that, reflective sam, specially when you chinks are the most passive aggresive of all nationalities.
I can just picture the convention lol, all you sexually deprived SAM losers reading penile enlargment pamphlets while complaning about the white man.
April 6th, 2010 at 10:29 am
I find it funny how you never see or hear about Japanese, Korean, or even Flip guys complaining about white guys or their women dating outside their race or being losers in general like you sorry chinks.
This “SAM” sub culture you pathetic chinks came up with, is a testament to how much of a loser you chink are, it’s almost embarassing.
May 7th, 2010 at 10:58 pm
Hmm … I beg to differ on Vietnam. I hear the ladies there are impossibly demure and beautiful. I think most guys, Caucasian, Asian or others would like them.
There’s no denying that Caucasian men like Asian ladies and Asian ladies like Caucasian men. In general Caucasian men like subservient women and Caucasian women are generally not so. But Asian women fit the bill, and like their men to be strong and take charge.
I only wonder why you don’t see an analogous attraction between Caucasian women and Asian men. We Asian men are generally quiet and loyal, well prepared to be gentle lovers for their women. Why don’t more Caucasian women like us? I doubt penis size matters that much; it’s not what you have but how you use it.
May 17th, 2010 at 7:52 pm
Boo Hoo, brother…Asian men need to learn how to flirt again.
I’m an Asian guy who never had any issues dating other ethnicities
..and it’s the same with ALL of my asian friends.
Surrounding yourself with other asian guys who “get it” seems to work the best.
Where do you find these guys?
==> Asian Alpha Male
May 23rd, 2010 at 9:51 pm
LOL. I’m a whitey who lived in Korea and taught English (I’m getting my Master’s and going back).
This is really true. I’m sorry, white guys out there can BS and say that you are being insecure, but it’s true. I’ve talked to so many white guys who basically talk non-stop. And it’s not just English teachers either.. don’t even get me started on the US military guys in Korea. It’s just obnoxious. I went out with my friends and these guys were all over every girl in the club who was Korean. Not to mention how horribly they behaved on the subways and when they weren’t drunk. I think they thought Korea was their playground.
I disagree that they always take the hot ones.. Most of the time I see below-average white guys with average or below-average Korean girls.
There HAVE been a couple of times when I saw a really attractive Korean girl with a white guy.. but he was gorgeous too, so it matched, which is understandable.
I don’t really have a problem with guys dating or being in relationships with Asian women, especially if they live in a country with 99% Asian women (I’ve had several Korean boyfriends and dated quite a few… it just tends to happen, lol).
But what I do hate are all these idiots that come to Korea, don’t bother to learn the culture or to follow the cultural rules, just come to drink and have sex and try and get Korean girls. And probably that is about 70-80% of the white/foreign guys I met in Korea.
August 18th, 2010 at 8:18 pm
This is quite funny. Why the oriental angst and laughable supposed caucasian hatred /anger?
I am quite an modest looking Chinese guy. (I used to be handsome)Short as well. I have had long periods of unemployment and am not rich. I am mid forties. My last girlfriend was 22 years younger than me, a Brit and looks like a lingerie model. We lasted a couple of years. Last week I had a really hot blonde, much younger than me rubbing her hands all over me and saying she could not keep her hands off me. Before her, I was snogging an ex glamour/vogue model with an amazing figure who told me that I was very attrative but I had to do something with my life. When I dance with white females sometimes they rub their bodies against me (really) and say things like they are deprived or something. I am not joking.
Despite being of modest appearnce, I have to admit that I do work on my body a tiny bit (just kicking and punching a bag and weights and dancing). It is for functional dancing purposes (I flip girls over my head) as opposed to looking good for the sake of it. I do have a beautiful neat, tight body ahd I do show it off with tight vests. But the ladies love it.
The problem about being Southern Chinese is being small boned and light and so I will never be a rugby player. LOL. Thus I concentrate on partner dancing. The weird thing is that I whenever i am in a changing room with white guys, my body (usually) looks the best. Brown, slim but muscular and “tidy” to the eye. I know that i look good. Around me will be all this white fat pink hairy meat. It is quite embarrassing because I stand out too much. But then there are the twenty something working class Scousers and they have great bodies. Better than mine. Black guys have really good bodies also.
Anyway we should respect women and not brag about the size of our members. Don’t be a silly willy. I know white girls who are not small (say 5 foot 4 to 5 foot
who are terrified of large penises because they are uncomfortable.
I tell you what tho. I think you fellahs need a bit of a sense of humour and the ability to laugh at yourself.
Gentlemen should be just that. Gentle and kind. And try to treat ladies with respect. They are not fodder.
BTW I have never snogged a Chinese girl.But I do remember once walking into a small room and I realised I had snogged three of the women there. It was a bit embarrassing really. I think I would like to meet a beautful black girl – kind of a light skinned one. They are gorgeous.
August 19th, 2010 at 12:07 am
Interesting post, guitarwizard. Believe us, we don’t take things too seriously though it may seem to sound that way. That’s pretty awesome you meet all these girls. I’m guessing it is through dancing? Great activity to meet women it seems.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:02 am
Yes Reflective Sam, it is (at the moment)through dancing.
I am not a player I am just giving you a sample of my life and it sounds like I meet all these women.
I don’t think anyone should respond to the person acting as if they were a white racist. Don’t take the bait. Really, they (he or she) obviously has issues and you should feel sorry for them really. Intelligent people with better things to do don’t post like that. It’s so obvious that they are time wasters.
To tell you the truth I am a small guy with a relatively small willy. But I have had very attractive women about six foot tall chase me. Not joking. I did not have sex with either of them. But they were gagging for it. One had a massive tongue and it scared me! I do like the tall one with the long legs but I should have realised that she would have a massive tongue. She was gorgeous tho and I often think about her 9 years on. I had been flirting with her a bit – I thought there is no way a beauty like that would fancy a short ass like me – and as I was kissing her good night, the tongue came out. The other girl looked like something out of Vogue, but older if you see what i mean. To demonstrate that I could handle her ,after dancing , I picked her up and carried her around. Then I went off her but she kept coming for me,ringing me up and stuff. We wnet to the pub but I did not want to follow it up…..my fault really. She was a nice girl. I did snog another girl much, much younger than me who was 4 inches taller than me and who is really really good looking (all the guys chase her).
I am getting too old now and losing my looks a bit but women think I am about thirty odd and some people think I am just a kid and that is another advantage of being Chinese. Generally you age better than white folks. I met a really really beautiful blonde in London a few years ago. Really beautiful and I knew she liked me. I thought she was a model. Unfortunately, we lost contact. I looked for her and came across her again and I tell you I was shocked. She had aged so much, maybe through stress. Again I was flirting but when I saw that she had aged so much I went off her a bit. I think I could have her if I wanted because she remembered me and little things she said. I feel really bad about going off her…..really really bad.
I mean there are socally defective attention seeking and abusive chavs like the “racist guy” (hey but it could be an angry Chinese guy in disguise) but I myself am at fault. I have had all these wonderful Brit girls after me but I went off them…and they were lovely in every sort of way. As I write this I am shocked to remember that there were others too…..one accused me of running off. I love the fuller figure girls and I have had those girls chase me too….I am definitely a prat because I would flirt and then think “Hmmm Not sure if I like them after all”. Most of these girls if you put me side by side with them, are much more attractive than you would think a little Chinese fellah who was not that good looking would get.
By contrast I have a mate who is Chinese and very tall. He is really really good looking. Apparently he snogged ALL the girls in a students union for a laugh. But he looks like a model. He has the cut features and the little head and the tall body. He has the most amazing looking English girlfriend but I would never get a girlfriend like her….I have met many women but it’s horrible (I am going through middle aged crisis or something) to think that I could never pull a one like her, now. She was about 6 foot 1 in heels.
I am not your typical Chinese. I am quite intelligent but am a bit “slow”. I don’t have a successful career like you younger Chinese and I don’t have much money so I don’t know how I have had these opportunities that have now passed me by.
We should n’t go by looks and things like that really. It should be personality and I know a lot of young men have porn issues. Porn is a destroyer and a time thief. I have a Cypriot mate who can’t commit because of porn and running around getting laid everywhere. He told me it really affects him. I think people who talk a lot about penile size and laugh at “chinks” with small dicks have a porn infested mind. I would warn people like this that porn is a wrecker and a killer and they should stay away from it before it destroys or at the very least makes incursions into what would otherwise be loving relationships.
There’s my bit. To my Chinese lil brothers I say, oriental males (even short ass modest looking ones) can have a lot of opportunities – but always remember that a loving relationship is the goal. To my racist thuggish white friends (assuming they are white) I would say :try and get some respect for other races and meet people of other races socially without sex instead of dehumanising them – and lay off the porn…..otherwise you may have the sex that you crave with the Asian but, you will increase the sense of alienation that is already at a high level and which manifests in your writings. You know I am speaking the truth.
August 19th, 2010 at 2:04 am
And we all need to respect women more rather than have a fixation with penile length and girth etc etc Yawn yawn.