Allow me to rant about my little gripe for a moment. Have you ever met anyone who have said to you, “Hey, you’re Japanese? Kunichiwa!” I get tired of this shit. I mean, it’s not a big deal, but are they trying to impress me or something? So what! You can utter a typical easy phrase in a language other than English. I don’t give a damn. Are they trying to impress me? How am I suppose to respond to this silly exchange? Should I congratulate them, “Good job! You can say hi”? Please. I don’t have time for this. Growing up as an Asian in America, I’ve experienced this millions of times in my lifetime. At first, I was polite and genuine. But after awhile, I just wish I can give them a doggie bone and be on my way. You know, I don’t go around saying “Bon jour monsieur, comment-allez vous?” to every Frenchie I come across. The only French words I’ll say to impress is “Royale with Cheese motherfucka”. I’m glad people picked up a couple of foreign phrases here and there but you can have your little soap box with someone else. My theory in why so Americans have done this to me? Americans typically can only speak one language because the foreign curriculum here sucks ass. But in most other countries outside the U.S., they learn their native language AND English. In Europe, most can speak multiple languages. So when a typical American thinks he/she can say a few foreign words, they feel as if it’s some sort of novelty. Anyway, that’s my very dumbed-down theory. Anyway, audios, sayonara, au revoir et kisse mon yellow l’asse. (Are you impressed? That’s Spanish, Japanese, and French all into one)

Controversial SAM

Cheesy, I know. But, it’s something to think about. Many guys have dated, and many guys have been in relationships, but have you ever been in LOVE? There really is no correct definition for love, but I think that love is very different from sexual attraction, or the infatuation you feel when you’re dating somebody new.  I think you know if you’ve been in love before or not.
I went to a wedding recently, and the pastor said the following: “Love is above emotion“. Meaning, love is something that shouldn’t be affected by your whimsical emotions, which change everyday. Love is a conviction and dedication to your partner, no matter what issues and changes come up. It’s an interesting concept considering most people think love is all about emotion. That’s why most of these people tend to fall OUT of love as fast as they fall IN love! In the end, I wonder just how many people actually find their soulmates in this world. There are a lot of couples out there who are settling out of loneliness or convenience or habit. It may just be that some of us may never find that soulmate.

“Michelle, I think I’m falling in love with a SAM.”

Hey Everyone,

We just want to say thank you for all those who have been actively coming to the site and participating in the conversations. We’ve learned so much from all of you, and we had no idea that we would get such great people to come to the site. I think our threads have broken down a lot of negative stereotypes, SAM issues, and everybody is being influenced in a positive way. SingleAsianMale.com is about LOVE and PEACE, and not about hate or war.

We just ask that you spread the word! Keep yourself anonymous, but somehow try to get the word out about the site to your friends and family. It would really help us out. We’re getting hundreds of people visiting a day, but we’d like to make it thousands! Just imagine what a positive impact we could make on the SAMs across the world! We can finally give them the support and reassurance they need. This site is affecting everyone, including Friends of SAMs: SBFs, SWFs, SAFs, and single females in general.

If you all have any ideas on how to spread the word, please tell us. Thanks.

- The Board of Internal SAM Affairs

My fellow SAM brother brought up an interesting point in a previous post. Many SAMs who are desperate to get married due to parental pressure and age tend to rely on going back to their mother country and bringing back a bride. Why is this? Several reasons. First, they feel that pressure to get married real fast by parents and age. Second, they can’t find a wife here in America because they are lame or they are being too picky or both. Third, it’s just easier – many women in Asia want to come to America and quite frankly, SAMs green card is their ticket to the great U.S. of A. (everyone wants to be in America). Fourth, they may be leaving their poor socioeconomic status back at home and want more opportunities for the future by migrating to America. But there are countless SAMs who give up on finding the prospective wife here so they go abroad, back to the mother land, and snatch a lonely, desperate, poor, uneducated, young bridge who’s got the stars and stripes in her slanted eyes (FYI: Pre-eyelid surgery). Is this pathetic? I mean, can you blame the SAM for resorting to such desperate measures? Is it the easy way out? Would you ever do it? Have you done it?

I make fun of white people sometimes. They are just innocuous jokes that I like to share with other Asians as well as white people. What’s wrong with that? They are not mean spirited nor aimed to cause ill-will or harm. I’m not anti-white or attempting to bash on white people. I’m just poking fun. It’s mostly exaggerations and light humor. Here’s the deal. White people make fun of Asians all the time: In person, on TV, in the media, in sports, in politics, in magazines, at work, at school, everywhere. Why can’t I make fun of them? Is that so wrong? Is that so non-PC? I mean of all the racist and ridiculous things white people can and do say about Blacks, Asians, and Latinos, is there anything in the language as egregious when we talk about white people? Honky? White trash? Yankee? I mean, are these “derogatory” labels that offensive compared to the N-word or Gook or Wetback? Please. Black comedians make the white-black jokes all the time. And you know what? I see all white people laughing. Why can’t we Asians make the white-Asian jokes? No one here is racist towards white people. I’m not. I’m poking fun and making light of it. It just seems some white people can dish it out but can’t take it. I’m not trying to get even or retaliate or get defensive. I’m just having fun at the expense of some white people just like we Asians have been for many years. We make fun of slanted-eye Asians on this site almost 90% of the time. I should be able to make fun of round eye white people as well. It doesn’t matter who does it, when anyone does something stupid, that person is subject to be made fun of, regardless of their skin color. Don’t you agree?

I was driving to work today and I saw an Asian guy dressed like this, and I nearly hit the guy in front of me! I had to write about this so that we can stop this nonesense. This is an outrage! I saw this a lot in Japan, too, where businessmen do a lot of walking to get to work. These SAMs wear their nice dark suits with their pristine white sneakers! I’m not talking Converse or KSwiss sneakers that are close-fitting and small. I’m talking super bulky cross trainers and basketball shoes! It looks so lame in my opinion. It makes them look like they are levitating, as if they are walking on sunshine… Whoah~! The contrast between the dark slacks and the blinding white shoes screams “I have no fashion sense!” or “I’m FOBulous!”.

Wearing sneakers defeats the purpose of that well-tailored, Armani suit, my friends. If you’re going to dress up, dress up 100%. I know these guys are thinking about comfort, and that’s why they wear the sneakers, but there’s a better way! Get some orthopedic dress shoes, or black sneakers/walking shoes. If you’re wearing a dark suit, wear dark shoes. It’s important that SAMs look their best all the time, even on their way to work.  This is a SAM LAW.

WTF?  Got this from a S.A.M. member today…

“Hey guys,

Have you guys seen the new ITT tech commerical in the Los Angeles area. It has a older Asian man saying how when he was ready to go back to China to find a wife, he need more income. So he decided to go ITT tech to get an engineering degree. I dont know about you, but that just pisses me off. Why it is an Asian guy who has to go back his native country to get a wife (the guy had prefect English). It just seems ok to just bash Asian guys in the commericals, tv, media, etc. I’m so tired of that.

~Sam”

I’m going to contact ITT and see what’s going on.  If anyone can find this commercial online or on Youtube let us know.  Thanks Sam for the head’s up.

Hey, if you get offended by this, don’t read it OR let me know and I’ll pull it. But keep in mind, all stereotypes are borne out of some truths. They are generalizations. So yes, there are exceptions.  

Asians:
- Yeah, I do think some Asian women are terrible drivers, including my mom.
- Many Asian men are short
- Many Asians are loud when talking in their language in public
- Many Asians are good at math and science
- Asian men are passive, shy, and model minorities
- Love buffets

White People:
- Have real bad B.O. due to more bodily hair and larger statue such as weight and height
- Eat a lot
- Always supersizing their already large portions
- Talk a lot – real chatty
- Chicks dig the long ball

Mexicans:
- Constantly exploited by Koreans in Korean restaurants
- Constantly exploited by White people
- Constantly exploited by other Mexicans

Blacks:
- Have bigger and longer schlongs
- Have strong powerful political organizations
- Love Bill Clinton
- Can hit, ball, dribble, rap, jump, and run